Lifes phases

Scanned these yesterday when I got the old Skate mags out of the loft.
I showed my son Ben these pics and adverts,
he seemed mildly interested in the old man  during his heyday phase.

 Now I'm in my "carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet" phase!