Gimme a Brake

This is the Brake I am fitting to my
revamped chop.
Well its not really a brake,
its not even a stopping device.
I believe a firmly planted heel will have more effect!
Its sole purpose is to make pigs smile
while looking as inconspicuous as possible!

Scooter Booter

Hate those spotty Pikey Chavs who buzz me at a stop light.

Little idiots on Gileras and Peugeots in their stupid stripey trackpants.

Dragging their Nike’s along the floor because they cannot ride with their feet up.

I would really enjoy booting them off into a lampost as I go by!



OK Rant over!



51 Pan by Riverside Hobos

Alva skateboards

This post is a bit me-me-me- Sorry!

I proudly rode for the legendary Alva skates from
2002 to 2004.
I have all these photos left hanging around from that time.

The shit went sour when the stoners at the U.S. Alva
warehouse couldn't supply England with the product.

It is a good thing that we parted company because my
perceptions were shattered when I
met Tony Alva soon after at the UK Soul Bowl
He acted like a complete rockstar knob head with a huge EGO!
hitting on 15 year old girls and telling anyone who would listen
that he invented bowl riding!

Stylin!

You don't need a £75k Porsche
or a £100k Aston Martin to look
cool as fuck going down the road!

Lifetime Love affair

Tattoo from the Consolidated skateboards blog

Chet Childress

Amazing to find pipes like this super huge one from the US.

Chet Childress is pictured. Stolen from LOWCARD Mag.

They do the best shirts and hats HERE.

Root-Blue-Gold

By coincidence the same paint scheme as my new tank.
House of Kolor Blue with Pagan Gold and Root Beer.
I think its "NICE"
I should have it all mounted in the next month