Here they are, Seb and Darren, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle more Dum. Each one the special needs version of the other, I think maybe they are cousins. They are next door neighbours in the bad part of Boscombe. It’s hell down that way, dogging and wife swapping sometimes even dog swapping. Fathers Day brings mass confusion among the local community. If you see these two walking up your street take my advice and cross over the road.